- Ever wonder about
those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles
of Evian water?
Try spelling Evian backwards. NAIVE
- If you take an
Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become
disoriented?
- Do infants enjoy
infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
- Ever wonder what
the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
- Diplomacy is saying
"nice doggy" until you find a rock.
- Did you hear about
the dyslexic Satanist?
He sold his soul to Santa
- What do the letters
DNA stand for?
National Dyslexics Association
- Q:
What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
A: 1 U.S. leader
- What's another
word for thesaurus?
- The early bird
gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
- If Barbie is so
popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
- Excuses are like
asses, everyone's got em and they all stink.
- What do you call
two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
- Why is sex like
a game of bridge?
If you have a good hand, you don't need a partner.
- Q:
How do you play Taliban bingo?
A: B-52... F-16... B-1... F-18... B-2
- Q.
What's the ultimate rejection?
A. When you're masturbating and your hand falls
asleep.
- Q.
How do you double the value of a Yugo?
A. You fill it with gas.
- Q. What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A. Melt them down, make a tire, and call it
a Goodyear.
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