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Funny Sign Sayings

  1. On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2 business."
  2. Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
  3. At a Proctologist's door "To expedite your visit please back in."
  4. On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
  5. On a Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
  6. Pizza Shop Slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
  7. At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."
  8. On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
  9. At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
  10. On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
  11. In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and
    take appropriate action."
  12. On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."
  13. At an Optometrist's Office "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come
    to the right place."
  14. On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
  15. In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
  16. On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
  17. At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
  18. Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
  19. In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
  20. At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
    However, if you don't, you will be."
  21. In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
  22. In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
  23. At a Propane Filling Station, "Tank heaven for little grills."
  24. And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."

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