- On a Septic Tank
Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2 business."
- Sign over a Gynecologist's
Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
- At a Proctologist's
door "To expedite your visit please back in."
- On a Plumber's
truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
- On a Plumber's
truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
- Pizza Shop Slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."
- At a Tire Shop
in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."
- On a Plastic Surgeon's
Office door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
- At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
- On an Electrician's
truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
- In a Nonsmoking
Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire
and
take appropriate action."
- On a Maternity
Room door: "Push. Push. Push."
- At an Optometrist's
Office "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've
come
to the right place."
- On a Taxidermist's
window: "We really know our stuff."
- In a Podiatrist's
office: "Time wounds all heels."
- On a Fence: "Salesmen
welcome! Dog food is expensive."
- At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
- Outside a Muffler
Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
- In a Veterinarian's
waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
- At the Electric
Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
- In a Restaurant
window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and
get fed up."
- In the front yard
of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
- At a Propane Filling
Station, "Tank heaven for little grills."
- And don't forget
the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop: "Best place in town
to take a leak."
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