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Best Pickup Lines

--Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!

--Come on baby, sex is like pizza: Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.

--I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!

--Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?

--All those curves, and me with no brakes........

--If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon

--I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day

--I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher: have you seen -one?

--Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

--There's a party at your ankles... why don't you invite your pants down?

--If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

--I'm like a tropical island: hot exotic and open for tourists

--I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

--How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

--My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

--You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!

--Your name must be Visa, because you're everywhere I want to be.

--I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.

--Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

--I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

--You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

--Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

--Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.

--You got more game than a playstation

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