- He said . . .
I don't now why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in
it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
- He said . . . Shall
we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the oven while
I sit on the sofa and fart!
- He said . . . What
have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
- He said . . . Why
don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said . . . I would but you're never there.
- What do men and
sperm have in common?
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human
being.
- What is the difference
between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.
- Why is it difficult
to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
They already have boyfriends.
- What do you call
a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow
- Why are married
women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
- Man says to God:
"God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her
dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
- For all those men
who say. "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for
free". Well women can say "it's not worth buying the
entire pig just to get a little sausage".
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