1. I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.

2. Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

3. 5 days a week, my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park.

4. Earth First! We'll strip mine the other planets later.

5. Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.

6. If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.

7. Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.

8. If we are what we eat, then I'm cheap, fast and easy.

9. I wasn't born a jerk. Women like you made me this way.

10. I took an IQ test and the results were negative.